Decampitated (1998)

When your sleeping bag becomes your body bag.

Uncle Sam (1997)

I don't know which makes this movie more kickass: its awesome tagline or the fact that it stars Isaac Hayes.

Uncle Same wants you... DEAD.

Blades (1989)

Golf is boring. But if you throw a demonic, stop at nothing, blood thirsty lawnmower from hell into the mix, I'll give it a chance.

Golf - A Game of Hooks, Slices and ... Slaughter

The most entertaining part about this movie, though, was the wardrobe.